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Relic Prediction/Wish list

joechaos — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:12:55 +0000

O Stone
Scroll Rack *
Black Vise / The Rack *
Urza’s Incubator
Mindslaver *
Niv’s Disk *
Sol Ring *
Null rod *
Mana Crypt
Mana Vault
Mirari
Basalt Monlith *
Phyrexian Processor
Winter Orb *
Zuran Orb *

*New Art

For Sale

joechaos — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:33:24 +0000

Everything below is for sale.

All proceeds going towards an engagement ring :)

Please make offers on everything, between condition and uniqueness/pimpness its hard to put an exact number on most of it, so I won’t bother.

Feel free to post offers, or
urielxvi@hotmail.com
aim: urielxvi

(Inkwell is foil)

(stag is foil)

(the magebane armor was first thing in arms reach)

(Everything is foil, besides the Strip/Library/Drain)

(These are all pack fresh mint)

Draft diary

joechaos — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:00:40 +0000

Packs / Tix

Balance: 6/4

Draft -3/-2
Bant
Won Draft +4/0
+Noble Hierarch (+8 Tix)

Balance: 7/10

Draft -3/-2
Grixis (Barley any red, mostly artifacts)
Lost round two +2/+4 (Sold Tezz)
+Master of Eterium
+Prince of Thralls

Balance: 6/14

Draft -3/-2
Naya
Lost round 1 (Game 1, lost with 7 green cards in hand and 8 lands in play, zero which were forests)
+ Exotic Orchard (+2 tix)
+ Foil Paleoth
+ Rakka Mar

Balance: 3/14

Draft -3/-2
Grixis
Lost game 1 by 1 turn, game 2 100% mana screw, 3 swamps the entire game, that is it
+Master of Etherium
+Kederekt Leviathan
+Ethersworn Adjudicator (+3)
+Nyxathid (+2 tix)

Balance: 0/16

EDH Update

joechaos — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 01:28:12 +0000

Still waiting on foil Sol ring to come in mail, also getting the FoW Altered….

EDH

joechaos — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:36:54 +0000

(All cards that can be foil, are foil)

Draft 4

joechaos — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:26:04 +0000

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Deck

2 colors feels like cheating, splash white for blessing, and black for cap

Round 1
Game 1

His deck was INSANE

Game 2

Sigil blessing saved my ass this game

Game 3

Turn 5 Jungle Weaver!

I got really lucky, he got flooded and never saw blue

Round 2
Game 1

As you can see, we were both at 3 life, pretty even decks, was able to sneak in the win

Game 2

Had to 2for1 the woolly, he brought it back with charm, then he Oringed my threat, and dropped the 5/3, and you can see my hand was worthless, got pretty flodded

Game 3

Naya charmed me EoT, swung for 10, and rhino thrashed for 2

Draft3

joechaos — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:09:16 +0000

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Deck

(Click to see, if picture is cut off)

Round 1
Game 1

With perfect land, comes perfect game ;)

Game 2

I had 40 ways to win this game w/o breaking a sweat, lol

Round 2
Game 1 and 2

LOL@NoShow

Round 3
Game 1

I lost this game

Game 2
I don’t even remember, but he curved out perfectly and raped me

P.S.
Never got to cast broodmate, the entire draft….

Draft 2

joechaos — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:30:26 +0000

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Deck

(Click to see lands)

Game 1

You make the right play and win!

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Yea that’s right, a 1 drop with the spike went alllllll the way

Round 2
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He scooped when I Oringd hes only blocker

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This was my favorite win.

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Totally mana rapped, got 100000 forests, and 0 of everything else, ended so fast forgot to take a screen shot

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Mana flooded, and I top decked it with no creatures, so I played it and scooped, heh

Draft 1

joechaos — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:27:02 +0000

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I CLICKED ON MAGMA SPRAY, STUPID MTGO FUCKED ME!!!

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Here is the deck

+6 Plains, 5 Mountains, 5 Forests, 1 Jund Fetch

Game 1

Turn 5 its 20-3,
he stablizes,
Knight captain saves my ass for a turn
and I never see a mountain till turn 11,
He hindering lights Naya Charm
I lose

Game 2

He got mana screwed
Notice 0 plains?!

Game 3

I O-Ring his O-Ring getting my knight captain back, and he scoops
Notice 0 Mountains?!

Round 2
Game 1

I lost this game
He drops a battle grace angel, I get him to 1, then he swings, gains 5 life, and plays another blocker
Notice no mountains again?

Game 2

Mmm perfect curve, I crushed him this game

Game 3

Never got an answer for his SaporlingWhoreQueen
Notice only 1 mountain, that fucking dragon was in my opening hand

Let’s see how much the shuffler REALLY HATES ME

I would have had to surive another 13 FUCKING TURNS TO PLAY THE DRAGON

Just to recap my mana base
6 Plains, 5 Mountains, 5 Forests, 1 Jund Fetch, 1 Naya Oblisk
Amazing how many games I got mana screwed color wise….